Monday, September 21, 2009

Hey Baby Boomers: We Know What You Should Do

Your parents were not perfect. Marriage is unnecessary--the Big Chill is real and you need to warm up again. And not the fake warming-up just to sell stuff.

The food you've eaten your entire life is made of chemicals and garbage. And there are better things you could spend 5 bucks on than a burger and fries.

Even though a burger and fries every now and then are delicious. I'll give you that.

Religion isn't real, and that's ok.

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