Monday, September 21, 2009

Hey, Lazy Friend: We Know What You Should Do

Why don't you take YOUR friend out to his/her favorite restaurant every now and then?!

Hey, George W. Bush: We Know What You Should Have Done

If a 19 year old girl knew not to vote for you in 2000... If she can figure it out, FIGURE IT OUT! It's not a matter of taste anymore. You're just dumb.

Hey Cats: We Know What You Should Do

Don't ever change.

Hey Baby Boomers: We Know What You Should Do

Your parents were not perfect. Marriage is unnecessary--the Big Chill is real and you need to warm up again. And not the fake warming-up just to sell stuff.

The food you've eaten your entire life is made of chemicals and garbage. And there are better things you could spend 5 bucks on than a burger and fries.

Even though a burger and fries every now and then are delicious. I'll give you that.

Religion isn't real, and that's ok.