Monday, September 21, 2009
If a 19 year old girl knew not to vote for you in 2000... If she can figure it out, FIGURE IT OUT! It's not a matter of taste anymore. You're just dumb.
Your parents were not perfect. Marriage is unnecessary--the Big Chill is real and you need to warm up again. And not the fake warming-up just to sell stuff.
The food you've eaten your entire life is made of chemicals and garbage. And there are better things you could spend 5 bucks on than a burger and fries.
Even though a burger and fries every now and then are delicious. I'll give you that.
Religion isn't real, and that's ok.